Tuesday, May 25, 2010


-[070] I went out with two guys in the same night.

-[071] I had anger about myself and took it out on everyone else all day. EVERYONE !

-[072] I took her man !

-[073] I have fallen for a woman and I am a woman myself and all I want to do is be with her . . .

-[074] Had sex with my sister’s best friend in my car.

-[075] I once got busy in a burger king bathroom. Well actually it was the janitor closet, smelly but worth it.

-[076] I was arrested and just got out of jail and I don’t wanna get deported.

-[077] I raped kissed my cousin when we were kids it was great, I would do it again but she would remember now.

-[078] I have wet dreams about this one guy all the time.

-[079] Man I needed change for the parking on south beach, I took change from a blind bum and gave him all pennies back! Sorry

-[080] I love sex with my man , 24/7 every day.

-[081] I’m a girl and I love to watch gang bang porn.

-[082] I swore I would stop picking up her calls, but I was weak. I know she’s married but the sex is too good. Its only adultery when you get caught though right ? ? ?

-[083] I gave my best friends man a blow job while he picked me up from the club and drove me home one night I was to drunk to drive.

-[084] I’ve secretly been trying to figure out how to have sex with my cousin’s girl when he goes out of town next week.

-[085] I cheated on my finals the last semester of school.

-[086] I stole money out my girlfriend’s purse last night, than helped her curse out her sister when she thought it was her.

-[087] I have been faking orgasms with my new boyfriend, and I invite the old one over to his condo every other night.

-[088] I lied to my brother about coming to Bardot tonight because I knew his girl would be here and I wanted to hang out with her.

-[089] I tried doing coke two months ago at a party, and I relive the experience every week in private.

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